Hi, I'm Sarah,
& I'm a flower farming
Ohhh, let me guess. You want to be a flower farmer because it's the BEST
And it definitely is. It also completely stinks.
Kind of like compost tea if you think about it ...
liquid gold or nasty poop run off?
It's all a matter of how you look at it.
Sure, you get to work with flowers ...
but you're also always bone-tired
you're missing out on precious family time
& your to-do list never ends.
Friend, you're in the right place. I'm there too.
I want to help you get to a place where you're content with what you have. I want to help you hone in on your strengths and get you to a place of calm.
Oh, yeah, and get you selling every single stem.
'Cause we're here to FARM, not garden.
Here's the thing...
I'm in the trenches with you. I'm only a few years in, no hoop house or heavy machinery here.
And that, my friends, is why what I have to say matters. Because just like you, I'm tired of the hustle of it all. I want my farm to work for me.
Pictures are worth a thousand words, right? So let's let them do the talking...
This is Where the Magic Happens.
Field of dreams, y'all. FIELD OF DREAMS. This year I'm all about landscape fabric.
Happy Child #1.
She obviously loves being a flower farmer kid.
Happy child #2.
He spends a lot of his time just hangin.'
I definitely tried, and failed, to get this broadforkin' fall on video ... it's probably better this way. He's my better half, mostly because he's always willing to make me dinner and take pictures of sunsets for me when I'm too lazy to get off the couch.
#PICTUREPERFECT #NOFILTER #BLESSED
Um, yeah. #nope
The truth of the matter
You can flower farm and not have "IT" all together. You just need to get smart about how you do it.
That's what I'm here for:
-I'll help you figure out what to grow & how to grow it
-together we'll plan your farm blueprint so you know
what you have to do and exactly when you have to do it
-and we'll double down and get those gorgeous flowers sold
so you can get some money in your pocket.
Behind the scenes...
wife of nearly 8 years
mom to two toddlers
you can find me @sarahtfunk on IG
you can find my farm @mapleridgeflowers
I LURV ginger tea, reading all the books, emojis, books written in emojis (Darcy Swipes Left!), nerding out over trees, and every tv episode Tina Fey has ever written!